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Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:01 pm
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The editors of greendotlife present you the "official" Green Dot Life theme song. These lyrics go with Jay-Z's version of "Hard Knock Life." We recommend that you play the original while reading the lyrics to get the right "flow." If you have any improvements on the lyrics post them on here and maybe one day we'll make an actual recording of it. 
Green Dot Life
Check ya'll e-mails out, uh huh
Jigga uh huh uh huh uh huh
It's the Green Dot Life dot com
It's the Green Dot Life dot com
Stead of treated, we get tricked
Stead of kisses, we get kicked
It's the Green Dot Life
From studyin' on the 'brary, readin'
To rentin' some of the weakest cars New York has ever seen
To droppin’ some of the hottest slides ever made in ppt
Get more reward points than Friends got emmys
Fleein’ the client scene, you know me well
From nightmares of a dorm room cell, my only hell
But since when ya'll SAs know me to fail? Fuck Naw
Where all my BAs about to get pink slips, brain clots
ACN, KPMG, accenture, and what not
yall I'm from the school of the green dots, we must not
Let outsiders violate our blocks, and my plot
Let's expense a whole taxi and split it 50-50, uh huh
Let's take the dough and stay real jiggy, uh huh
Let's sip the DC and work on PRD
Sum infinitely in Excel cause I got the love in me, baby!
You know there's bills when I come through
The life and times of the top dawg SA Volume 2
Ya'll SAs get ready
It's the Green Dot Life dot com
It's the Green Dot Life dot com
Stead of treated, we get tricked
Stead of kisses, we get kicked
It's the Green Dot Life
I flow for those pro'd out
All my SAs locked in the home office without expenses
Bean counters on my ass, got some Hermitage haters
Let me worry bout the bills and you can pay me back later,
I’d rather that I flow for BAs wishin’ they ain't PMO on a project
I hear you whinin mama; I put my money on the long shots
All my coders that watch the clock
Now I’m gonna post whether I got work or not
GDL went from lukewarm to hot
from just a few members to a hunner a night
green with envy of the green dots; let us advise
let the thing between my eyes analyze your ills
Then I put it down tight real
I keep tabs on you ** lurkers, you might feel we homeys
I'm like still you don't know us, shit
I'm tight real when my situation ain't improvin’
I'm tryin’ to admin everythin’ movin’, Feel Me
It's the Green Dot Life dot com
It's the Green Dot Life dot com
Stead of treated, we get tricked
Stead of kisses, we get kicked
It's the Hard Knock Life
It's the Green Dot Life dot com
It's the Green Dot Life dot com
Stead of treated, we get tricked
Stead of kisses, we get kicked
It's the Hard Knock Life
I never need no sleep, I gotta eat, stay on my toes
Can't always get staffed so logically I prey on my foes
I came from the projects to multimillion dollar projects
You be hard-pressed to find another consultant hot as me
I gave you code last iteration, and ya'll lamed out
Didn't really appreciate it ‘til the second version came out
So I stretched the plan out, billed you a whole lout
Put Big D on top, now I run your IT non-stop for ya
It's the Green Dot Life dot com
It's the Green Dot Life dot com
Stead of treated, we get tricked
Stead of kisses, we get kicked
It's the Green Dot Life
It's the Green Dot Life dot com
It's the Green Dot Life dot com
Stead of treated, we get tricked
Stead of kisses, we get kicked
It's the Green Dot Life
It's the Green Dot Life
It's the Green Dot Life |
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Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:14 pm
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| OMG this is frickin' hilarious!!! You people must have too much time on your hands though - you need to get staffed on stuck on PRD! |
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Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:17 am
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| I can't say I'm familiar with the reference song, but if even half of those lyrics are original you guys are fabulous... and way too bored. But I like it! |
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Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:54 pm
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Joined: 26 May 2005
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Location: Chicago, IL
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ROFLMAO!!
I actually had to sing this out loud to realize how funny it is. We need a recording of this!!! |
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Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:05 pm
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| We need somebody who's an audiophile to take the original song and dub the new words on it. I'm sure if you posted a link to it somewhere GDL would might host it. |
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Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:12 am
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Joined: 17 Jun 2005
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Location: The Bat Cave
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| Oh yes, very, very nice. I, too, had to sing it... And we do need a recording of it! |
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Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:59 pm
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Who cares about the mp3!!! When's the video coming out  |
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Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:02 pm
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Principal
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 106
Location: Boston
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Jay-Z must be blushing at this very moment  Hilarious! |
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Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:28 pm
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Damn Son, this is some good shit. I see the calendar and its November here in this part of the world. Where is the MP3, let alone the Video.
You are Platinum, baby.
Whats up Whats up  |
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