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Thanks For Doing Our Job and Letting Us Bill You Blind
Author: mensamember
Category: General Debauchery
Publish Date: Sat, 09 Jun 2007 06:08:37 +0000
Direct Download: kpmg.mp3 (4391010 bytes audio/mpeg)

June 9, 2007

Dear Clients of GDiFC.com:

Hey, those shoes are quite sharp, do you mind if I ask where you found them?

It has come to our attention that you may be pushing back on recent cyclic production output patterns and/or rightsizing efforts experienced on GDiFC. As Jack teaches, let us be candid: the authors were experiencing a little Chicken and the Egg Syndrome. We know you're simply trying to shoot some cotton balls over the bow, but in our experience, growing intellectual capital to increase humorspace mindshare is more of an art than a science. We are not, however, inoculated to your socializing.

No one here wants to boil the ocean just to deliver value. Some stakeholders such as yourselves have been good enough to liaise with us to enable a more collaborative content fabrication apparatus. If there is anything to treasure in this life, it is selling you back the things you freely gave us.

George from Salt Lake City sent in three photos of a V-BIT, exhibiting all three classical V-BIT behaviors.

Kristin reminded us of an old classic, the KPMG Anthem. This is real, they paid money for this.

KPMG Anthem (.mp3)